Use OFFICE to move or rotate a workstation. R rotates equipment, Esc closes or cancels, and P pauses from the office. Time stops when you switch tabs. Research upgrades survive bankruptcy.
Buy a card, then place it in your office. Locked cards show the deliveries you need.
Build a flock of up to four buddies. Each bird presses a real key every 1.5 seconds; they take turns and add real tokens while you manage the office. Each extra bird costs €60 more.
It waits for you to test projects and send the delivery email.
Your plot fits four 6 × 6 rooms in a 2 × 2 layout. Expand across and toward the rear, then add complete four-room floors above.
Extensions unlock after 4 deliveries. Complete all four rooms on the top floor and deliver 12 projects to build up. Up to four floors, 16 rooms total.
When power runs short, GPUs slow down. Your borrowed outlet always provides 200 W. Panels generate in daylight; batteries store spare power for the night. A day lasts 4 minutes.
Choose a brain for your coders. Bigger models earn more, but need more VRAM and take more compute per token.
Each delivery earns 1 point. Points and upgrades survive bankruptcy.
You are the founding vibecoder. Hire more people, place their desks and give each one a GPU. Wages are included in each bill.
45-second subscription. Only 5 seconds of compute before each limit. The paid clock keeps ticking while you wait. Local GPUs keep working.
Paid with company coins. One plan at a time. No automatic renewal. Cloud never tests your project or sends the delivery email.
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