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SLOP FACTORY

GARAGE / DAY ONE
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FUNDS€25
VRAM0 GB
PRODUCTION0 tok/s
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POWER DRAW0.1 kW
CODERS1
ONE DEVELOPER. QUESTIONABLE METHODS. SLOP! SLOP FACTORYTurning coffee into questionable code… PLEASE DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE DEVELOPER.
VALUATION 400 €60 FPSDRAG: PAN CAMERA · SCROLL: ZOOM
SLOP FACTORY / CONTROLS

BUILD YOUR CONSULTANCY

  1. Open MY COMPUTER → Find clients, read a Slopwork brief and accept it. Queue up to five waiting orders and change their order in YOUR QUEUE.
  2. Enter a coder’s workstation. Click the keyboard or press Space to send a ridiculous prompt and add real tokens. More GPU power means more progress per punch. Rapid repeated punches raise stress; a calm rhythm and short breaks keep it down.
  3. Follow Slop Code as it builds three screens. You can explore each page or switch back to FOLLOW BUILD.
  4. When the build finishes, open TEST & FIX. Try all pages and the main button; report failures, generate a patch and retest. Package and upload, then review and SEND EMAIL. Collect payment. Missed bugs can cost 30% in client chargebacks.
  5. Open BUSINESS PARK to see the neighborhood, expand your warehouse and add floors. Deliveries unlock equipment, revisions, models, staff and energy. Keep enough cash for bills and possible chargebacks.
  6. Use Start → Team to hire QA and marketing. In Start → Break time, place a vending machine and buy a drink. Your worker collects it; choose a spot on the desk, then click the drink to consume it.

Use OFFICE to move or rotate a workstation. R rotates equipment, Esc closes or cancels, and P pauses from the office. Time stops when you switch tabs. Research upgrades survive bankruptcy.

AT THE WORKSTATION

YOUR DESK

HARDWARE SHOP

MORE GPU. MORE SLOP.

Buy a card, then place it in your office. Locked cards show the deliveries you need.

KEYBOARD UPGRADE / PASSIVE

YOUR KEYBOARD BUDDY

A red and blue drinking bird on a metal stand

An unpaid intern for your keyboard.

A real keypress every 1.5 seconds. Your buddy sends prompts and adds the same tokens as a manual click, even while you manage the office.

It waits for you to test projects and send the delivery email.

slopwork.
Your next questionable opportunity.Find clients. Ship projects. Get paid.
SLOP BUSINESS PARK / LOT 01

GROW YOUR BUILDING

Extend your warehouse, then build up. Every floor has its own workstations and GPUs.

Extensions unlock after 4 deliveries. New floors need 12 deliveries and an expanded floor.

CONSULTANCY ENERGY

KEEP THE POWER ON

Installed electricity meter
GRID METER / TOTAL IMPORT
kWh · 0 W right now

When power runs short, GPUs slow down. Your borrowed outlet always provides 200 W. Panels generate in daylight; batteries store spare power for the night. A day lasts 4 minutes.

LOCAL MODELS

FROM DOODLE TO AGI

Choose a brain for your coders. Bigger models earn more, but need more VRAM and take more compute per token.

RESEARCH TREE / PERMANENT

KEEP WHAT YOU LEARN

Each delivery earns 1 point. Points and upgrades survive bankruptcy.

UNPAID BILL

COMPANY BANKRUPT

PEOPLE / HIRING

A LITTLE HELP

Specialists work across your projects. Salaries are included in the company bill.

BREAK TIME

SOMETHING FOR YOUR DESK

PAY TO PROMPT / CLOUD RENTALS

SOMEONE ELSE’S GPU

60-second rental for your current project. Five seconds of cloud compute per refill. Local GPU keeps working.

Paid with company coins. One plan at a time. No automatic renewal. Cloud never tests your project or sends the delivery email.

ROTATE YOUR PHONE

Slop Factory plays in landscape.
Turn your device sideways to continue.